Hyenas and Jackals

Her Fave Particles

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:31:53 +0000

She seduces him

with gab about speculative physics

and swirly mathematics.

The No No

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:25:38 +0000

After the no-hitter,

his life becomes a vague footnote to

those 27 outs.

Black Metal Haiku Writer

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:15:47 +0000

He stopped torching

churches when he read his first haiku

collection by Basho.

One Step More

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:10:27 +0000

“One step more

and you die,” she purrs, a glock

in her hand.

Shout for Water Village, China

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 02:02:15 +0000

The deserted town

sits at the foot of a colossal dam

erected in 1964.

Lonely House Flipper

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:53:21 +0000

His love life

flounders as he spends all his time

buying foreclosed homes.

Just Another Shooting Spree

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:50:41 +0000

There’s talk about

starting a cable channel devoted exclusively to

covering American bloodbaths.

For Crying Out Loud

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:47:06 +0000

The argument escalates

and spills out into the snowy parking lot

of Breakfast Land.

Big Brain Chimp

danielhintz — Thu, 01 May 2008 01:44:26 +0000

She tells the

Pope that he’s really nothing but a

big brain chimp.

Atheist Planet

danielhintz — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:29:27 +0000

He tells me

that we are going to ban all religions

on this one.