Her Fave Particles

She seduces him

with gab about speculative physics

and swirly mathematics.

The No No

After the no-hitter,

his life becomes a vague footnote to

those 27 outs.

Black Metal Haiku Writer

He stopped torching

churches when he read his first haiku

collection by Basho.

One Step More

“One step more

and you die,” she purrs, a glock

in her hand.

Shout for Water Village, China

The deserted town

sits at the foot of a colossal dam

erected in 1964.

Lonely House Flipper

His love life

flounders as he spends all his time

buying foreclosed homes.

Just Another Shooting Spree

There’s talk about

starting a cable channel devoted exclusively to

covering American bloodbaths.

For Crying Out Loud

The argument escalates

and spills out into the snowy parking lot

of Breakfast Land.

Big Brain Chimp

She tells the

Pope that he’s really nothing but a

big brain chimp.

Atheist Planet

He tells me

that we are going to ban all religions

on this one.